“Anything else I can help you with?” he asked, as I lifted my pink bag from the counter.
“Well, I’m leaving with more than I came in for today, so that means you won, right?”
Every salesperson in the store cracked up.
(A truth of modern life universally acknowledged. . .)
Running to School 
This is so true! The short exchange you’ve captured speaks volumes. I feel this way every time I leave Target or the grocery store…”how did that happen?”
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Quick wit for the win!
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I was drawn in by your title and the punchline delivered. They definitely won today – but hopefully your items are a win too!
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Ha—yes. The line was delivered in good humor.
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